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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."
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"Heard that the Lord Of The Rings author had a bit of a stammer. I tried to get his attention this one time and he said, ""Jay, are are you Tolkein to me?"""
"I exercise religiously. Which means I go running dressed as the Pope."
"I told my wife she would look pretty bald if she were bald."
"Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly? Because they're hard to iron."
"The real difference between Obama and Trump Obama makes jokes. Trump is a joke."
"President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, ""After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office."" And the president said, ""I know. I listened in."""
"That's a great river Dam it!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates .... ... It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"I fucked a sarcastic girl. She loved it."