231506
Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than eating 10 oysters out of your girlfriends vagina? Realising you only put 9 in"
Next Joke
"My friend doesn't like being called Squidward. He told me, ""But I hate SpongeBob..."" I said, ""That's the spirit!"""
"I quit drinking and my beer belly is now a pot belly."
"What did the former governor of California say after he helped the old lady cross the street? I'm Arnold to assist you."
"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"
"It's amazing the little things you learn about your kids as they grow everyday. For example today I learned my 3yo is kind of a mean drunk."
"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."
"Kanye's acceptance speech on the VMA's"
"Sadly, at 8:11 PM Mark Jones was mispronounced dead. [at hospital] Doctor: I'm afraid this man has deed. Am I saying that right? He's deed."
"If I had a dollar for every girl I fucked ... ... I would be still fucking poor!"