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Joke of the Day

"Elmo: Oscar, why are you a grouch? Oscar: Growing up, my parents were- *stabs Elmo with broken beer bottle* CUZ I LIVE IN A TRASHCAN."

"Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!"

"What do you feed a gay horse? haaaayyyyy!"

"I live in fear that one day the real ""World's Greatest Dad"" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug."

"Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""that's offensive asshole!"" -The one and only OG Nipple"

"Mechanic : your motor is losing power and it won't last long. Me : you been talking to my wife bro?"

"What hand do you wipe with? Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper?"

"TIFU by clicking on a useless post."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, who can swim the English Channel? Clever Dick."

"The airport lost my luggage so I took it to court. I lost my case."