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Joke of the Day
"The airport lost my luggage so I took it to court. I lost my case."
Next Joke
"Spoiler Alert I just watched Fast and Furious the other day, and I just couldn't get into it because there were too many spoilers."
"What's hard, white, and 10 inches? Nothing."
"Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears and asks ""What are you guys doing here?"" - ""Just waiting for Ronaldo"""
"You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone."
"Me: Goodnight moon Moon: night. Me: What? Moon: nothing. It's fine. Me: You're acting distant Moon: I'm 238,900 miles away"
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Elton John."
"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"
"What do you call the musical Messiah? Gsus"
"Bond. Bail Bond."