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Joke of the Day

"Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""that's offensive asshole!"" -The one and only OG Nipple"

"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"Old Chinese Proverb Says ""Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"""

"I like my woman like my coffe quiet and docile."

"How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if ""Thomas the Tank Engine"" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive"

"Doctors seem to have cornered the market on so-called ""medical advice."""

"What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb."

"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."

"When talking to your kids about the ""birds and the bees"", don't forget the part about how the bird can't feel shit when he wears a condom."

"I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is"