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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by clicking on a useless post."

"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."

"I think it's about time we stopped accepting Quasimodo and demanded 100% modo."

"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."

"What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore? I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)"

"Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?"

"Massive US blizzard advancing north. African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."

"Do people who go to the gym to ""feel the burn"" know nothing of Mexican food?"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure..."

"If you need help staying awake, subtract sheep in your head."