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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!"
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"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"
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"If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me."
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"With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find."