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Joke of the Day

"I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker."

"Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player? He's a big server."

"Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord.."

"American Apparel has really cornered the market on the modern, independent date rape victim."

"Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7? Because they can't even."

"Every DJ's picture looks like they just got done effing your mom & can't wait to tell you about it."

"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"

"My friend says he needs to get hydrated immediately. Well, water you waiting for?!"

"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology Has been my Achilles elbow"

"Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics. He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vault team was getting."