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Joke of the Day

"Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody."

"If you're throwing babies out with your bathwater, I don't think parenting is for you."

"I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position."

"My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone."

"""If you are fat you will die,"" said the thin ppl, who would never die."

"Jewish kid A Jewish kid walks up to his dad and asks, ""Dad can I have 15 dollars?"" And his dad says, ""TEN DOLLARS! What do you need five dollars for?"""

"My parents say I'm too materialistic... Sent this from my new iPhone 6s Plus by the way."

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. Some can go through 110 stories in 5 seconds"

"A man walks into a bar. He lost the limbo competition."