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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar. He lost the limbo competition."
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"There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over."
"My mental health is like a rainbow All over the spectrum"
"I took a bus in Thailand And I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl. All I could think to myself was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection""... but she did."
"What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died? Well, I guess we better Barium."
"Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate a bunch of PCP and is going apeshit!"
"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"
"Thanks for being the shoulder to put my head on.. Though being a conjoined twin does have its cons."
"[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]"
"What do you call a gushing keyboard? sqwerty"