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Joke of the Day
"What does ""Maginot Line"" get translated to in English? Speed bump ahead"
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"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"
"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."
"The internet is amazing in its ability to speed up communication, for instance it used to take years to realize you hated your friends."
"My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know I never met him."
"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."
"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan"
"My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That's not my waiter."
"why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt."
"I just want to be rich enough to say ""that won't be necessary"" when the police go to handcuff me"