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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together"

"This joke isn't half bad... It's two thirds bad :D"

"The best part of waking up is... nothing. Waking up blows. Fuck you, Folgers."

"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated."

"You say you don't eat a lot of fast food but it kinda looks a little like you do."

"FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe."

"I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded."

"What do you call an Eskimo optometrist? ...An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised."

"What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer!"

"What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim? Hello friend!"