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Joke of the Day
"Beating the drummer (again) What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm? A tattoo."
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"I'm sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn't find the Jews on craigslist."
"What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions? ""You're a lizard Harry!"""
"I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen too many get elected."
"The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. ""He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."""
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around stalking you after you toss a load in it."
"What's grosser than gross? 2 eels screwing in a bucket of snot."
"Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?"
"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."
"I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common."