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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."
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"What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog? A. A diplo-croak-us."
"Email and social media only go so far. Today, pick up the phone and call a brand you love."
"I walked into my bosses office and yelled, ""Three to five cellular layers of skin."" ""What?"" he laughed. ""I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."""
"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"
"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."
"People are like trees, they'll fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe."
"Him: Yah, I like my meat rare Me: Rare? Like, unicorn you mean? Him: ...... Me: Our mom's are friends, you have to finish the date"
"I have just read an interesting dictionary. It had literally no metaphors. I'll ^show^myself^out..."
"Joke from my 4 year old granddaughter... ""Knock Knock""... Me: who's there? Her: Orange Me: Orange Who? Her: Orange glad I didn't say Police!"