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Joke of the Day
"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"
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"What's the opposite of an antijoke? An unclejoke"
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"an optimist, a pessimist, and a nihilist live in a shared apartment. dah- dum -- crash!"
"I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
"What vegetable was on the badge in the cab? A CABBAGE!"
"What is the definition of masurbation? Coming unscrewed"
"Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out... ... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?"
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