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Joke of the Day

"Email and social media only go so far. Today, pick up the phone and call a brand you love."

"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."

"Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race."

"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."

"Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio."

"Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them... -Are they enemies or friends? -They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether."

"Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China? That would be wong on so many levels!"

"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"

"I've always thought chicken breasts just come from female chickens, but it turns out they come from males as well. I suppose that means that I've literally eaten a ton of cock in my life."

"Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. And his least favorite? Deadpool."