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Joke of the Day
"Why is Aaron Rodgers sucking so much? Because he got tired of being rodgered!"
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"The Fuzz Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, ""Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" The other replies, ""No, but I've been swung around by tits."""
"It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers Republicans love trickle down economics"
"""Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice."""
"A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter"
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
"How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub? Because there's a BartEnder there."
"Last night, I woke up to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my room. At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
"What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato? Well let me tell you..."