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Joke of the Day

"Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day."

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!"

"The Foo Fighters wrote my favorite song about throwing up lunch There goes my hero!"

"What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ? Being given head."

"Q: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."

"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""

"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."

"why Ed doesn't have a girlfriend? Cause sheeran."

"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"

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