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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."

"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"

"Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don't know the words."

"Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China? That would be wong on so many levels!"

"A Brief History of Our Times: As televisions became flatter, people became rounder."

"I don't always date people with... I don't always date people with chromosomes... But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."

"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram."

"Even after 20 years, Jared Fogle is still getting into smaller and smaller jeans."

"Well, at least I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but I heard he supported 3 people."

"Why can't pirates play any card games? Because someone's always on the deck!"