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Joke of the Day

"I don't always date people with... I don't always date people with chromosomes... But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""

"A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter. How dairy.."

"Confucius say... man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion."

"Jesus was the original crossfit."

"Why do managers like pizza? It comes out of the box"

"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"

"Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert? [OC] It was her sole comfort."

"How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100? On their fingers"

"Harry and Jerry Harry is at home and his door is locked. Jerry come in Harry says, ""Who are you and how did you get here"" Jerry says, ""I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"""