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"How does someone pay for a painting? With Monet"
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"To any redditors who abuse, or have abused drugs... violence is not the answer."
"What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say? It's 5 o'cluck somewhere."
"If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."
"Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics? He was caught taking Polaroids."
"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"
"What's the difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser? Depth perception."
"FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar. No strings attached."
"Did you hear what the blind man said to the deaf man? Neither did he."
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"