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Joke of the Day
"Praying: It's like wanting to help without actually having to help"
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"DATING TIP: Girls like bad boys! Brag about your Twitter gang."
"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."
"I can never write a joke without being criticized about the punchline So fuck you guys"
"I just realized that no matter what it says on my tombstone I'm going to have to read it upside down."
"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"
"Two Irish men talking. - I saw my girlfriend going to the movies with another guy the other night. - Oh my god. Did you follow them? - No. - Why not? - I had watched the movie before."
"What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity? ""Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."""
"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"
"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."