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Joke of the Day

"""Thats a killer dirt bike you've got, man!"" *dirt bike holds a knife to your throat* Believe me...I know."

"Why did Hitler cross the street? To get to the GENO-SIDE!"

"What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww"

"What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian? Dental floss."

"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"

"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"

"What happens when lawyers die? They lie still."

"Thank you to the Spanish public for. .. ...rallying round and providing new headlines."

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!"

"That awkward moment you have long eye contact with someone who's really attractive, only cause it's too hard to walk away from the mirror."