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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a witch pregnant? Fuck her!"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."
"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"I don't get the term ""Pansexual"" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!"
"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."
"I like my Starbucks like I like my slaves Free"
"Sure glad I filled my iPod with shit that I hate."
"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""
"Is it rude to give a copy of photoshop at a baby shower? It's just that I know what both parents look like they're gonna need it."
"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"