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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a witch pregnant? Fuck her!"
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"What two things do prostitutes make? Hormones and hormones"
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"[emergency] [super hero appears] GUY: It's Doesn't-Understand-Rhetorical-Questions Man. Boy, am I glad to see you! HERO: I...I don't know"
"What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!"
"My tombstone will read: If You Don't Know Me By Now, You Will Never Ever Ever Know Me."
"How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other."