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Joke of the Day
"What two things do prostitutes make? Hormones and hormones"
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"I'm going to change my name to Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say ""You are now friends with benefits."""
"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. Stop this woman"
"In communist america Banks rob you."
"TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying"
"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"
"How do you piss off an entire community with one word? [Deleted]"
"Why do so many pigs die whilst eating apples?"
"The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls"
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout..."