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Joke of the Day

"You know Stalin tried to invade Scandinavia But he just couldn't finnish"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandad Not screaming and crying like his passengers."

"The USA tells North Korea they cannot act as dictators of the world That's basically it"

"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"

"A Nobel prize winner posts to Reddit... (Fart sounds)"

"Nerd joke of the week If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?"

"Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."

"I used to be a comedian back in Newfoundland But I got sick of having to explain the jokes."

"You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly they all become engineers. It's amazing."

"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"