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Joke of the Day

"Q:What is the only NFL team whose players have undergone a sex change operation? A: the Ben-gals"

"It seems Caitlyn Jenner has made her final transition into a woman..By driving like one."

"Put my grandma on speed dial Call that Instagram. My friend told me this a little while ago."

"Time to fap Ctrl+Shift+N"

"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""

"Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work"

"WIFE: how old is your daughter? WIFE'S FRIEND: she's eight going on nine. ME: *whispering* That's how numbers work"

"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"what most people dont know is that you can use the trick or treat system to get large amounts of candy for free"

"My son wants to dress as a Catholic Priest for Halloween... Well, he can go fuck himself."