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"What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !"
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"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."
"A man walks into a bar and orders a double Nebraska. The bartender turns around and says ""Sorry, we don't have *NE*."""
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way""."
"Woman runs into a police station shouting, ""Help! I've been graped!"" Policeman responds with, ""Don't you mean RAPED?"" Woman replies, ""No - there was a whole bunch of 'em!"""
"What do you call a girl who does from butt injections? Ass-fix-iation"
"Little monster: Mom why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking more eating please."
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""
"Those days I only knew six words if you count muther fucker as two."