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Joke of the Day
"What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !"
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"30 wolves 28 sheep how many did not 10"
"What does a gay guy call a sausage fest? Feeding Frenzy."
"Roses are... Roses are grey, Violets are grey, i'm colourblind, and Canadian, eh?"
"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."
"What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!"
"How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? She left a plunger in the toilet"
"I was going to tell a gay joke But fuck it"
"What do you get when you mix blood and piss? Bliss!"
"A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook! She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!"