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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Beethoven sell his house? He put it up Fur Elise!"
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"Two boys were arrested... Two boys were arrested -- one was drinking battery acid, and one was eating fireworks. The authorities charged one and let one off."
"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"
"Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE..."
"Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight? BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE"
"Him: I like powerful women. Me: Gotcha. *dresses up as a rhino*"
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"How do you enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor!"