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Joke of the Day

"Where do guys who buy hookers, mountain lions, and cantelopes go for the summer? John Cougar Meloncamp An old joke I haven't heard in ages."

"Why did the eagle fly into the church? It was a bird of pray"

"I want an ocean of orange soda It's a Fanta sea of mine"

"What is Donald Trump most afraid of? That people will figure out he is a low energy, stupid, horse-fucking, cum-eating, rim-job giving fuckhead!!!"

"I don't understand it, my new book How to Overcome Your Addiction to Shoplifting' is sold out everywhere, yet I've not made a penny."

"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"

"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."

"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"

"If I were in a musical, I'd get fired in a week. Keep a straight face while someone looks in my eyes & sings to me? Nope. Sorry. Impossible."

"I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. Forgot to take it."