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Joke of the Day

"Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE..."

"Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets."

"""It's been a business doing pleasure with you."" - Prostitutes"

"They should make a weed strain called ""WMD"" Except it turns out it doesnt exist"

"What vocation can transform anything into a gate? A reporter."

"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."

"The word ""Diputseromneve"" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid..."

"How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sorry comments are unavailable on this joke."

"[Calls number written on my windshield with lipstick] Hi, you left your number on my car. Who's going to clean this?"

"Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs? To get to the other side."