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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? Because he was Snowden"
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"My ex is such a loser that if there was a competition for the world's biggest loser, he'd still only win 2nd place."
"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."
"Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work."
"""I'm a hoarse whisperer..."" - Batman"
"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"
"My girlfriend's not pregnant! Edit: I have to apologize... the pregnancy test came back false *negative*... she is pregnant."
"I guess you can say trusting a Russian merchant is pretty... Roosky business"
"I was so close to having sex after a long dry spell Then my wife woke me up"
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."