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"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"
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"Where do red head pirates come from? IIIIIiiireland Edit: Posted while drunk, fixed spelling."
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"In Canada , we have two seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling."
"Diet plan: make friends fatter"
"The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I'm a human or have responsibilities."
"Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes."
"A good way to start a conversation is 'What's your favorite color'. A good way to end a conversation is What's your favourite colour of a person."
"Duck Joke Q: Why did the duck go to jail? A: He was selling quack."
"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""