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Joke of the Day
"Diet plan: make friends fatter"
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"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."
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"What's the name of a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."
"Why isn't the speed of light Asian? Because it never gets better than a 'C'."
"I once saw this funny porno.. I was laughing so hard."
"Your stick-figure family of 6 really isn't necessary. No one sees your minivan and mistakes you for wild and single."
"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"
"What is Fido the dog's favorite part of a tree? Bark! What is his favorite canine? Wolf! How does he like his sex? Ruff!"
"The living can't communicate with the dead, that's just seance fiction"