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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between iFunny features and the gif subreddit? A week."

"Find someone who can make you happy, like a doctor or pharmacist....basically anyone who has access to mood-enhancing drugs."

"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"

"Me: Would you consider going out with a guy a little older than yourself? Her: Well of course I would. Why, do you have a son?"

"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."

"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stamp out flaming ducks."

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit rollup"

"Mom: Where're you going? Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends? Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter..."

"Me: so what are you wearing sexy? Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow"

"Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians."