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Joke of the Day

"Find someone who can make you happy, like a doctor or pharmacist....basically anyone who has access to mood-enhancing drugs."

"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Just ask a glass of water! -Douglas Adams"

"Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter."

"Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"

"I feel like not enough people know about the situation in Yemen It's like no one knows Houthis guys are."

"I'm so tired I could eat a horse."

"one small step for man one giant step for a really small man"

"Perfect Answer by Father. A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere."