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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit rollup"
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"[Date Night] I poured us a bubble bath. Him: *sigh* is it Sprite again? *sipping seductively from tub with a krazy straw*: Just get in."
"If you want to feel the bern Have unprotected sex."
"Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII. Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken."
"I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service... Because he's great at avoiding fights."
"In Scotland we have a saying-""If ye cannae clackit ye widnae brackit."" Nobody knows what the fuck it means."
"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as ""This is SPARTA!!!"""
"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"Who was the greatest motherfucker in history? Oedipus."
"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"