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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"

"My husband needed more space... So I locked him outside"

"People are always telling me I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter. I've never seen the movies, but she must be a beautiful gal."

"There are eleven types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and ten other types of people."

"What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen? Carloss"

"What is Swizz Beatz's favorite breakfast meal? Alicia Quiche"

"How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."

"Google Moon is NOT what I thought it would be. *pulls up pants"

"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."