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Joke of the Day

"I've never seen a chameleon. Good job, chameleons."

"I have nothing in common with people that learn from their mistakes"

"Pizza places should give away free pizza car air-freshners. Within 5seconds of sitting in your car, you WILL crave pizza."

"Want to hear a joke? It's called my life"

"When is a pentagon not a pentagon? When it's intercepted by a separate plane."

"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"

"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""

"How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs? NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN"

"why are blonde jokes so short so brunettes can rember them"

"It's actually the voices outside my head that irritate me the most."