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Joke of the Day
"When is a pentagon not a pentagon? When it's intercepted by a separate plane."
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"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."
"Spinach and Anal Sex What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have either as a child, you'll never enjoy them as an adult."
"We may be approaching this wrong, what if Paris Hilton is actually just a hoarder of dicks?"
"Why do engineering majors refer to themselves ""engineers""? You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas"
"[walks up to coworker's desk] I know I don't say this often enough, but thank you for not showing me pictures of your kids."
"Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of. Is it a virus or a free U2 album?"
"What to toilet paper and the starship enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons"
"The Hamburglar burgled HAM. If he stole burgers, he'd be called the Hamburgerburglar."
"Why should Trump be careful of deporting Mexicans? It could go south so fast."