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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs? NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN"

"Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately"

"Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free."

"A police officer called my attention He asked why I have red eyes.......Now we both have sore eyes"

"I'm turning to Reddit to help crowdsource an OC joke about defective condoms but it's all been a bust. You pricks keep poking holes in it."

"My favorite deleted scene from Lord of the Rings is when Bilbo & Frodo discover they have a long lost hipster cousin called Douche Baggins."

"Did you see the headline about the 5 foot tall psychic that escaped from prison? It was: ""Small medium at large"""

"So earlier I held the door for an Asian guy... He said ""Sank you"" ...so I punched him. I couldn't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"I need Volcano puns Anyone have any good volcano puns that I can use?"

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."