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"I am going to live stream my extremely Mexican wife farting onto an 8x10 photograph of Donald trump at midnihgt"
"Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?"
"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"
"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."
"""I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but..."" People who are found buried in the woods"
"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"
"Grim Reaper: I'm here for the sole! Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I... can I say bye to my family? Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special."
"Old Man and his Babies"
"Have you heard about the new Exorcist movie? The mother calls the Devil to pull the priest out of her son."