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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"

"There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my girlfriend when she has the hiccups."

"Perhaps the most gut wrenching part of my day is the moment I look in my fast food bag to see if they remembered my straw"

"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."

"I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario."

"How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours."

"Every time I see a white work van, I beat the driver unconscious, and check in the back. Sooner or later I'll be a hero."

"Why did the hipster wear a sweatshirt on the sweltering summer day? She wears sweatshirts before it is cool! (Cue rim shot)"

"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"

"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."