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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"

"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"

"Red Bull gives you wings... So what do you get when you drink Green Bull? Twigs!"

"How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years."

"How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs. The other gets full pay at their jobs."

"A German man was hitting on my sister-in-law... I told her ""He wants to put his wiener in your schnitzel."" She replied ""Not happening, I guess he'll be stroganoff."""

"My dad only says I love you on special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and competency hearings."

"Flight attendant: ""will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"" Me: ""yes"" In my head: ""No we're all gonna die"""

"Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business."

"Bought a blowup doll today but I won't blow her up til tomorrow. Don't want to seem desperate."