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Joke of the Day

"I'm off to buy a 3-D printer. Which I'll use to make another 3-D printer. Then return the first one."

"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""

"What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic? Trigger-nometry."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he only has little legs."

"Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one."

"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"

"What's worse than male chauvinists? Women who don't shut up."

"Typical mexico..."

"Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds."

"Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads? They're always cutting lines"