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Joke of the Day

"Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson."

"I had a weird dream I was eating a hairy lollipop. Woke up this morning and my wifes head was covered in slobber."

"The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway."

"Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion? Because he was a slave to the cistern!"

"I woke my wife one night and said ""The force is awakening."" She replied, ""Not tonight Hand Solo."""

"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport? The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large."

"I'm tired of writing ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone"

"What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him."

"69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me."

"What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater."