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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they are combining the MENSA convention and the pride parade next year? Scientists predict a homogeneous mixture of attendees"

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite '80s band? Foreigner"

"My lame RPG joke. What do you call a thief with steel armor? A stealer!!!!!"

"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"There are so many songs that tell us how to breathe. It's like musicians and songwriters have never heard of the autonomic nervous system."

"I have 2 donuts: a secular one and a religious one. The secular one is solid. The religious one is holey."

"And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in ""Bath Time""."

"Having a Hot Wife is like being a diabetic with a coupon for unlimited cheesecakes. It may look nice but you never get to use it. Source: Have a Hot Wife, Never get laid"

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"""Uh-oh!"" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog"