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Joke of the Day
"""Uh-oh!"" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog"
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"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"
"What is the most environmentally friendly game company? The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years."
"All I'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."
"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"What did A and B look for at the beach? A ""C"" gull!"
"my favorite game is called ""Secret Family."" I go to the movies & sit near a group of strangers & pretend they love me"
"To the man who just got naked in public I admire your balls"
"My biggest fear is racists. And blacks."
"Next time you take your dog for a walk pretend he's solving a mystery."