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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."
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"Everything is funnier... Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. *holds a giggle in* [http://minestatus.co/post.php?id=630]"
"My mom told me not to kill the spider but to take it out... so I did, we had a few drinks, top lad he is..currently working as a web designer."
"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods."
"Prognosis? Doctors are reporting that a man was admitted to the hospital last week and found to have at least a dozen plastic horses inserted in his rectum. His condition is ""stable""."
"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."
"I vacuumed up a huge spiderweb & then heard a thump in the workout room. The spiders are lifting weights before they attack me aren't they?"
"Three guys walked into a bar and stopped"
"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."
"I was going to have a life but then twitter happened."