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Joke of the Day
"My lame RPG joke. What do you call a thief with steel armor? A stealer!!!!!"
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"Underwear isn't protecting you from your pants. It's protecting your pants from YOU! Another conspiracy uncovered."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 11 years."
"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked"
"Woo hoo, July 4th wknd! Popped opened a beer, unbottoned my pants, put my feet up. My boss keeps looking at me weird, though."
"Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade."
"I wanna die by getting stuck my lightning Shocking, I know."
"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""
"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."
"""Help me, I'm slowly turning into a ghost from the top down."" -Mrs. Butterworth"