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Joke of the Day
"Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab? They were graduated"
Next Joke
"Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah Doctor: Just as I suspected. This is my leg"
"I was sailing a yacht with my stomach, abseiling"
"I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it."
"I like telling this to my tall friends ""You know, I really look up to you. Literally."""
"How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future."
"Doctor I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!"
"Two people were kissing. After the kiss the guy says "" thanks for the bubblegum"" And the girl says "" oops!!! I have cough"""
"A girl recently asked me which Beatles song describes her the best... I guess 'She's so heavy' wasn't the best choice."
"Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it."